Bronze for Tom! And other medal victories for Team GB in pictures here
omg, GB almost OVERTOOK the USA in the velodrome. You’re not even suppose to do that, THAT’S HOW FAST GB ARE
IT WAS SO INSANE, WATCHING THE CYCLING IS LIKE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS ATM
now the olympics people will be all
but doctor who was in the ceremony!
didn’t you hear the TARDIS?
“an amazing silhouette, and now we all know who is carrying the torch”
where is boris johnson anyway
can they just wheel out a giant cake at the end and when the flame is lit he just bursts from the top wearing racy underwear
and he just screams “I’M HERE FOR THE WIFF-WAFF”
204 countries in the olympics this year
196 countries in the world
meanwhile the queen ‘looks on proudly’, picking her nails
REMEMBER THIS FUCKER?
THIS WOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN A FUCKING HOUR
WHY DID YOU MAKE COUNTRIES, WORLD?
WHY COULDN’T YOU BE HAPPY WITH PANGAEA?
all i need is boris johnson to say something stupid and the tardis to appear
first 2353943453434 other countries have to be created